Don't let anyone tell you otherwise – you ARE faster than a speeding Zamboni. With this shirt you are not only fast, but you're lightening quick with soft hands and good hair. And with this shirt, you'll be the best dressed in the locker room too.
So wear this shirt with pride and give your kid something to be proud about on the playground knowing you're not the slowest on the ice – we can hear it now, "Hey, my Dad's faster than a speeding Zamboni!". We've all got to hang onto something ... and live the dream.