Top shelf booze? Naw, we're beer leaguers. But that doesn't mean we can't go top shelf on your ass. You know, where grandma hides the cookies? A bottle knocker? Have you felt it? That special moment on the ice where the stars and moon align, you cease to think and you're just floating along the ice with the puck glued to your stick. Do you pass to the guy who's been cherry picking all night? Hell no, you ride this out-of-body experience coast to coast, deke once, dangle twice and go top shelf " cause going cheese brings girls to their knees.
Wear this shirt with pride after you've lit the lamp a few times. But next time, work on your celly. It's still embarrassing.